Quadepicool Dreamworld Collision
Chapter One
The whole adventure started when Mario was roaming around Peach’s castle. He passed colossal paintings of Peach kissing a rose, joyful Toads shrieking in that annoying voice, and doors everywhere. Mario noticed that the door to Princess Toadstool’s room was ajar, so he got curious and wandered in without permission.
The minute Mario entered the room, he knew that something was not right. The bed was tipped over, the paintings were crooked, and most importantly, the wall was spray-painted with red graffiti words. The writing read, "give me Steve, the crafty one who lives in the overworld. If you don’t come back with him, don’t bother ever coming to me for your princess again. -Ender Dragon
“Mama mia!” yelped the mustached italian. Two toads wearing honorary headbands to indicate their importance rushed in at the cry of Mario.
“What happened?” one of the Toads questioned. It took a while before Mario could finally catch his breath, but when he finally did, he managed to sputter out, “Peach...”
Although Mario wasn’t very clear about what was going on, the Toad understood perfectly. Since Peach had been captured somewhere around one-hundred times, the Toads were used to this kind of thing. “Sigh...” thought the other Toad. “Not again...”
Now, that’s enough about Mario and his friends for now, so let’s move on to Steve, and what an odd day he was having. He was out in the wild, mining wood, when an Enderman on top of a fairly large mountain about fifty yards away spotted him. When the Enderman’s eyes focused in on poor Steve, the only thing that it could think of was, “Victim.” It blinked it’s creepy purple eyes and teleported about 5 feet behind Steve. Since Steve was busy mining the wood, he was not aware that there was a crazed mob standing right behind him.
“Heh heh heh heh...” thought the Enderman. “You’re mine!” Just as the Enderman was about to attack, Steve turned around humming a song about bagels.
“OH MY GOSH!!!!!” shouted Steve. He pulled out his enchanted diamond sword and started to slash the Enderman to pieces. The Enderman started screaming as he vigorously teleported back and forth helplessly trying to avoid “Fatality”, the name of Steve’s sword.
Eventually, the Enderman lost strength and gave up. He plopped to the ground and vaporized. In the spot of the mob’s presence just before he died lay an Ender Pearl, of which Steve picked up curiously. “What’s this?” he wondered out loud. He stuffed into his pocket in case he needed it for later.
While Steve was wondering back towards his house, he noticed that the glowing sun was starting to fall. “Mobs are gonna be here soon,” he thought to himself. “Better get going.” When Steve reached his mansion, he avoided the netherrack fire pit (which was used to repel mobs). He walked towards the wooden door and opened it. He stepped into the awesome interior and closed the door behind him. He started to stroll over to the ladder. When he reached it, he started to climb up. He climbed until he reached his bedroom floor. He looked out the window and saw that his prediction was right, because it was night. He looked below and saw Creepers, Spiders, Skeletons, Endermen, and Zombies. He even found a Spider Jockey wandering around far away from the group of mobs. “Glad I’m not down there!” he chuckled.
Steve sighed a breath of relief as he crawled into his spacious, cozy bed. He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. You probably don’t want to hear about Steve’s dreams, so why don’t we switch back to Mario and his problems.
Mario had gathered the two Toads to start an expedition to the Overworld to find Steve. “C’mon, you Toads, let’s a’ get going!” exclaimed Mario. They strolled out the two great doors with courageous looks on their faces. Mario was wearing a blue pack on his back containing a waterproof tent, six canteens of water, several Super Mushrooms, and a buttload of food. As they turned to their right towards the castle gardens, Mario waved goodbye to the castle as if this was the last time he would ever see it. The Toads did the same.
The aroma of the beautiful flowers made Mario a little drowsy. Mario just shook his head and tried to ignore it. They passed pink bunnies hopping to and fro, a small maze made from bushes, and a waterfall streaming into a small lake. After a few minutes, they had left the area of the castle. They were now in quiet prairies of tall, sharp wild grass. It was sort of hard for the party to see since the grass was blocking their view. Everything was silent until their was the deafening cry of a green Octoomba. “That’s not good,” whispered one of the Toads. Mario quickly entered his pack and fished out a Super Mushroom. He put it in his mouth and swallowed the item. All of a sudden, Mario grew about a foot taller, and a white glowing aura surrounded his body. The Toads looked at each other and nodded. They took out boxing gloves from both of their pockets and put them on their hands. The gloves were red and had pictures of Mega Mushrooms on them. They started to slowly and quietly creep around the prairie until the first Octoomba sprang out from nowhere.
The angry Octoomba spit out an over-sized rock at one of the Toads. But the Toad punched it to pieces as little shards of the rocks flew back and hurt the enemy. It moaned and disappeared into thin air. But Mario and the Toads knew that they weren’t safe because just then, more came stepping out of the tall clumps of grass. The three explorers got into battle position. Then, the real battle had started. Mario started to charge and kick at the monsters while the Toads punched and punched. Little sharp rocks were flying everywhere, there were moans every ten seconds, and Mario and the Toads were shouting and also getting wounded. Eventually, though, Mario and his friends were outnumbered. “Follow me!” he commanded through the dangerous battle. Mario started to run as fast as he could away from the gathering, and the Toads trailed just behind him like he ordered.
After what seemed like ages, Mario and the Toads had finally outran the cries of the Octoomba clan. They set up their tent and huddled inside just as little drops of rain started to come down. While we wait for the rain to stop, let’s go back to Steve and his story.
Steve had just gotten up from a good night’s sleep. When he rolled out of his bed he walked over towards the window and looked out. But what he saw was his archenemy, Sour Skittlez 5. “Ughhh,” groaned Steve. He ran down his stairs and towards the door. He stormed out the mansion with a grumpy look on his face. When he turned to his left and started to walk, he noticed the Sour Skittlez was playing with a pack of Ocelots. For some reason this made Steve even more annoyed.
“Alright, Skittlez. Why are you playing with your Ocelots right next to my house?” asked Steve. At that moment, Sour Skittlez turned around from his Ocelots and chuckled.
“Steve, my old chum! You see, I heard that you’ve picked up an Ender Pearl lately. It is of great value.” explained Sour Skittlez. Steve couldn’t recall picking up an Ender Pearl. “Ender Pearl, Ender Pearl... Oh yeah!” thought Steve. He had remembered the battle with the Enderman and the finding of the aqua-black pearl thing.
“Yeah, yeah. But that did not answer my question. Why have you came here, you idiot?” Sour Skittlez explained that he wanted to trade for the pearl. When Steve asked him what he was going to trade, Sour Skittlez told him that he was willing to trade 5 blocks of emerald.
Steve thought about this for a bit. It was a pretty tough decision, since blocks of emerald are really rare. But Steve did not know much about Ender Pearls, so he turned down the trade. Besides, he didn’t want the pearl to end up in the wrong hands. “Fine,” said Sour Skittlez, “But don’t come crying back to me. Farewell, my nemesis.” And with that, he disappeared. “Finally,” thought Steve.”He’s gone.” Steve was then left all alone with the Ocelots.
Then something unusual happened. Right as Sour Skittlez left, the Ocelots attacked Steve. Steve pulled out Fatality, but it was gone. Sour Skittlez had taken it.
Let’s switch over to Mario one more time, because a friend just told me that it had stopped raining. One of the Toads crawled out of the drenched tent and put his hand up to the sky. “Is it still raining?” asked Mario from inside the tent. The Toad replied no. Mario and the other Toad stepped out. “Well, we better get a’ going then!” said Mario. The two Toads and Mario started to pack up the tent, and Mario had a few gulps of water from his canteen. Mario loaded the tent into his pack and the group started off towards the northern end of the prairie.
But next, something very weird happened. While Mario and the Toads were wandering through the vast prairie, one of the Toads pointed out that the tall grass was beginning to take the shape of small cubes. “This is odd,” thought Mario. “I don’t recall being here before.” They kept on going until all Mario saw was blocks everywhere.
Chapter Two
Steve was looking for Sour Skittlez so he could get Fatality back - and revenge. But first he had to deal with the ocelots. The ocelots were really getting on his nerves. Why would ocelots, a passive mob, be attacking him?
Then an unnerving thought hit him. Maybe they weren’t ocelots. He saw a little rip in the fur of the ocelots. He pulled one and it was...
“Seminole7!?!?” That’s right; he wasn’t an ocelot. He was another super-annoying Minecraft user, like Sour Skittlez. Steve pulled out his backup sword, Clarent. It was an ordinary stone sword, except it had “water elements”. It had lapis lazuli and water built into the very fabric of Clarent, which gave it a periwinkle blue tint. Steve started hacking with his sword. Seminole Seven easily was dispatched because Seminole Seven has a fatal fear of water. Seminole Seven ran away the second Clarent turned blue and wet.
Let’s switch over to Mario, because Steve had nothing to do after he defeated the “ocelots”. Mario and the gang were in a land of blocks. “I’ve heard so much about this ‘land of blocks’... I’ve read about it in ‘Other Dimensions...”
“Good thing I just read that! It’s called...The Overworld.” Toad recited.
Mario was in shock. He was in the land this Ender Dragon was talking about. Now all he needed was to find Steve. Let’s switch to him.
Steve was wandering over to a different land. It wasn’t blocky or pixelated. All he knew was that there was a mustachioed man on the border, leading two little dudes with white afros with red spots. “Hey, do you know where I can find Steve?” the mustachioed man asked.
“I am Steve. I am looking for an Italian dude called Mario...hey, are you Mario?”
“Yes. Where did you hear about me?”
“An oracle told me that you would come and adventure with me after hearing a message from a rich dragon called Ender Dragon.”
“Rich?! DRAGON!?!?”
“Yes.”
The two then decided to sleep together, because it was getting late. This is the perfect time to move onto our third and fourth character.
Our next characters are Billybob and Joe. Billybob was working on his high-score in Pac-Man, and Joe was playing with his Erector Sets. Joe had figured out how to make a working cloning machine with it, and he wanted to test it. In less than a nanosecond, the house was overflown with copies of Billybob.
“JOE????” came a loud roar from all of the Billybobs (1,000 to be exact).
“Yowch! My ears!” cried Joe. He set the Clone-o-Matic to De-Cloner and aimed fire.
“BZZT!” came a noise from the machine. A flash of light came out of the Clone-o-Matic. All of the Billybobs seem to combine. Billybob was where he was in the first place, in front of the television screen, holding his little joystick.
“For some reason I seem split up.” Billybob muttered.
“That’s because WAAUUGGHH!!!!” Joe screamed.
A blur of thin orange crashed through the wall and grabbed Joe. “This will put your smarts for good use!” came a deep, raspy voice.
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Let’s move back to the video game gang.
Mario and Steve were moving along the overworld. Then they saw a bunch more Ender Pearls - and Fatality!
Steve reached down and grabbed Fatality. But he tripped over a tripwire. The grass was disguising some muscovite!
“Hey, is that muscovite?”
It was too late. Steve had stepped on it.
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!” Steve fell through the muscovite. He landed in...a STRONGHOLD!!!
“Hey, come down here! A portal! It says ‘Ender Dragon Lair’. I think Peach is here!” Mario said.
In the end, the location through the portal, a dragon was carrying two people: Princess Peach and Joe Jones.
“Let me DOWN! Do you want me to clone myself?” came a voice from the portal.
Another voice: “Mario will kill you!”
“That must have been Peach...” said Mario. Let’s move back to Billybob. He was in grief. Joe was gone. He had tried to explain the situation to the police, but they just laughed and threw Billybob in the loony bin.
Days later, a paper flew into the cell Billybob was in. It said:
William Robert Jones
Reason: Claiming that a giant dragon demolished his house and abducted his brother, Joseph Henry Jones
“We humans,” Billybob sighed, “never believe anything.”
Well, Steve believes anything...and he's going to fall for something.
Sour Skittlez had sent him a FaceTime call (which puts him in Steve’s contacts, which Steve wasn’t too happy about.) It was from Sour's evil lair.
"Hello, Steve Craft. I have come to tell you that if you give me that Ender Pearl, I'll trade it for three thousand diamond swords."
"Oh man, that is tempting. For absolutely!"
Then, a voice came from behind. It was Astro, a Minecraft user, and a good one, unlike Sour.
"Don't. What I recommend is you travel with me to the Nether, kill some Blazes, get Blaze Powder, and craft it with those Ender Pearls you got there. Sour, don't think I don't know your evil plan...to travel to the End and torture Peach and that other guy..."
"Joe." came yet another voice from behind. It was a tattered stick figure with an Indiana Jones-esque hat. "The name's Jones."
"Indiana Jones?"
"No, silly! Billybob."
Chapter Three
Surprisingly, someone had built a Nether portal in the stronghold. This made it convenient for Astro, Mario, Steve, and Billybob to find some Blaze Powder. Steve had brought his spare iron sword, Astro his special sword, Death, and some potions, and Billybob had brought a branding iron he found in his mother's "Closet that the Kids' Can't Go In". He also got a battering ram from the same place, and that's how he busted out of the loony bin.
Astro knew another minecraft player called Tangy. They also both originated from Scratch. Astro called Tangy on the phone, and Tangy brought his friends, nds7, WActer, laf510, and arocks36.
Astro made sure to give Tangy the coordinates, so he knew where the stronghold was. Immediately the gang came.
"Hey, D-Six, do you know how craft ender eyes?" ARocks asked.
Tangy, also known as d610, explained. "Sure. You need an ender pearl..."
"Knew it!" Steve interrupted.
"...and some Blaze powder."
"Woah. How do we get Blaze powder?" Steve asked.
"Kill Blazes."
“Okaaaay.”
Everybody went forward into the nether. They spawned in a nether fortress, the center spawner for blazes. A mob of blazes saw them, and floated into the air.
“Uh-oh,” said Steve.
"Don't worry, I got it," answered Astro.
"Me too," declared d610.
"And us!" yelled the rest of the group.
Astro jumped over a Blazed and sliced them up. d610 grabbed a Blazed head and strangled the Blaze to the death. Mario bounced on a bunch. And the rest waved their swords like mad.
"How many Blaze Powders do you guys have?" asked Billybob.
"6."
"4."
"7."
"39!!"
"Good. We should have enough to activate the End portal."
The gang left the Nether...but they weren't at the stronghold.
The whole adventure started when Mario was roaming around Peach’s castle. He passed colossal paintings of Peach kissing a rose, joyful Toads shrieking in that annoying voice, and doors everywhere. Mario noticed that the door to Princess Toadstool’s room was ajar, so he got curious and wandered in without permission.
The minute Mario entered the room, he knew that something was not right. The bed was tipped over, the paintings were crooked, and most importantly, the wall was spray-painted with red graffiti words. The writing read, "give me Steve, the crafty one who lives in the overworld. If you don’t come back with him, don’t bother ever coming to me for your princess again. -Ender Dragon
“Mama mia!” yelped the mustached italian. Two toads wearing honorary headbands to indicate their importance rushed in at the cry of Mario.
“What happened?” one of the Toads questioned. It took a while before Mario could finally catch his breath, but when he finally did, he managed to sputter out, “Peach...”
Although Mario wasn’t very clear about what was going on, the Toad understood perfectly. Since Peach had been captured somewhere around one-hundred times, the Toads were used to this kind of thing. “Sigh...” thought the other Toad. “Not again...”
Now, that’s enough about Mario and his friends for now, so let’s move on to Steve, and what an odd day he was having. He was out in the wild, mining wood, when an Enderman on top of a fairly large mountain about fifty yards away spotted him. When the Enderman’s eyes focused in on poor Steve, the only thing that it could think of was, “Victim.” It blinked it’s creepy purple eyes and teleported about 5 feet behind Steve. Since Steve was busy mining the wood, he was not aware that there was a crazed mob standing right behind him.
“Heh heh heh heh...” thought the Enderman. “You’re mine!” Just as the Enderman was about to attack, Steve turned around humming a song about bagels.
“OH MY GOSH!!!!!” shouted Steve. He pulled out his enchanted diamond sword and started to slash the Enderman to pieces. The Enderman started screaming as he vigorously teleported back and forth helplessly trying to avoid “Fatality”, the name of Steve’s sword.
Eventually, the Enderman lost strength and gave up. He plopped to the ground and vaporized. In the spot of the mob’s presence just before he died lay an Ender Pearl, of which Steve picked up curiously. “What’s this?” he wondered out loud. He stuffed into his pocket in case he needed it for later.
While Steve was wondering back towards his house, he noticed that the glowing sun was starting to fall. “Mobs are gonna be here soon,” he thought to himself. “Better get going.” When Steve reached his mansion, he avoided the netherrack fire pit (which was used to repel mobs). He walked towards the wooden door and opened it. He stepped into the awesome interior and closed the door behind him. He started to stroll over to the ladder. When he reached it, he started to climb up. He climbed until he reached his bedroom floor. He looked out the window and saw that his prediction was right, because it was night. He looked below and saw Creepers, Spiders, Skeletons, Endermen, and Zombies. He even found a Spider Jockey wandering around far away from the group of mobs. “Glad I’m not down there!” he chuckled.
Steve sighed a breath of relief as he crawled into his spacious, cozy bed. He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. You probably don’t want to hear about Steve’s dreams, so why don’t we switch back to Mario and his problems.
Mario had gathered the two Toads to start an expedition to the Overworld to find Steve. “C’mon, you Toads, let’s a’ get going!” exclaimed Mario. They strolled out the two great doors with courageous looks on their faces. Mario was wearing a blue pack on his back containing a waterproof tent, six canteens of water, several Super Mushrooms, and a buttload of food. As they turned to their right towards the castle gardens, Mario waved goodbye to the castle as if this was the last time he would ever see it. The Toads did the same.
The aroma of the beautiful flowers made Mario a little drowsy. Mario just shook his head and tried to ignore it. They passed pink bunnies hopping to and fro, a small maze made from bushes, and a waterfall streaming into a small lake. After a few minutes, they had left the area of the castle. They were now in quiet prairies of tall, sharp wild grass. It was sort of hard for the party to see since the grass was blocking their view. Everything was silent until their was the deafening cry of a green Octoomba. “That’s not good,” whispered one of the Toads. Mario quickly entered his pack and fished out a Super Mushroom. He put it in his mouth and swallowed the item. All of a sudden, Mario grew about a foot taller, and a white glowing aura surrounded his body. The Toads looked at each other and nodded. They took out boxing gloves from both of their pockets and put them on their hands. The gloves were red and had pictures of Mega Mushrooms on them. They started to slowly and quietly creep around the prairie until the first Octoomba sprang out from nowhere.
The angry Octoomba spit out an over-sized rock at one of the Toads. But the Toad punched it to pieces as little shards of the rocks flew back and hurt the enemy. It moaned and disappeared into thin air. But Mario and the Toads knew that they weren’t safe because just then, more came stepping out of the tall clumps of grass. The three explorers got into battle position. Then, the real battle had started. Mario started to charge and kick at the monsters while the Toads punched and punched. Little sharp rocks were flying everywhere, there were moans every ten seconds, and Mario and the Toads were shouting and also getting wounded. Eventually, though, Mario and his friends were outnumbered. “Follow me!” he commanded through the dangerous battle. Mario started to run as fast as he could away from the gathering, and the Toads trailed just behind him like he ordered.
After what seemed like ages, Mario and the Toads had finally outran the cries of the Octoomba clan. They set up their tent and huddled inside just as little drops of rain started to come down. While we wait for the rain to stop, let’s go back to Steve and his story.
Steve had just gotten up from a good night’s sleep. When he rolled out of his bed he walked over towards the window and looked out. But what he saw was his archenemy, Sour Skittlez 5. “Ughhh,” groaned Steve. He ran down his stairs and towards the door. He stormed out the mansion with a grumpy look on his face. When he turned to his left and started to walk, he noticed the Sour Skittlez was playing with a pack of Ocelots. For some reason this made Steve even more annoyed.
“Alright, Skittlez. Why are you playing with your Ocelots right next to my house?” asked Steve. At that moment, Sour Skittlez turned around from his Ocelots and chuckled.
“Steve, my old chum! You see, I heard that you’ve picked up an Ender Pearl lately. It is of great value.” explained Sour Skittlez. Steve couldn’t recall picking up an Ender Pearl. “Ender Pearl, Ender Pearl... Oh yeah!” thought Steve. He had remembered the battle with the Enderman and the finding of the aqua-black pearl thing.
“Yeah, yeah. But that did not answer my question. Why have you came here, you idiot?” Sour Skittlez explained that he wanted to trade for the pearl. When Steve asked him what he was going to trade, Sour Skittlez told him that he was willing to trade 5 blocks of emerald.
Steve thought about this for a bit. It was a pretty tough decision, since blocks of emerald are really rare. But Steve did not know much about Ender Pearls, so he turned down the trade. Besides, he didn’t want the pearl to end up in the wrong hands. “Fine,” said Sour Skittlez, “But don’t come crying back to me. Farewell, my nemesis.” And with that, he disappeared. “Finally,” thought Steve.”He’s gone.” Steve was then left all alone with the Ocelots.
Then something unusual happened. Right as Sour Skittlez left, the Ocelots attacked Steve. Steve pulled out Fatality, but it was gone. Sour Skittlez had taken it.
Let’s switch over to Mario one more time, because a friend just told me that it had stopped raining. One of the Toads crawled out of the drenched tent and put his hand up to the sky. “Is it still raining?” asked Mario from inside the tent. The Toad replied no. Mario and the other Toad stepped out. “Well, we better get a’ going then!” said Mario. The two Toads and Mario started to pack up the tent, and Mario had a few gulps of water from his canteen. Mario loaded the tent into his pack and the group started off towards the northern end of the prairie.
But next, something very weird happened. While Mario and the Toads were wandering through the vast prairie, one of the Toads pointed out that the tall grass was beginning to take the shape of small cubes. “This is odd,” thought Mario. “I don’t recall being here before.” They kept on going until all Mario saw was blocks everywhere.
Chapter Two
Steve was looking for Sour Skittlez so he could get Fatality back - and revenge. But first he had to deal with the ocelots. The ocelots were really getting on his nerves. Why would ocelots, a passive mob, be attacking him?
Then an unnerving thought hit him. Maybe they weren’t ocelots. He saw a little rip in the fur of the ocelots. He pulled one and it was...
“Seminole7!?!?” That’s right; he wasn’t an ocelot. He was another super-annoying Minecraft user, like Sour Skittlez. Steve pulled out his backup sword, Clarent. It was an ordinary stone sword, except it had “water elements”. It had lapis lazuli and water built into the very fabric of Clarent, which gave it a periwinkle blue tint. Steve started hacking with his sword. Seminole Seven easily was dispatched because Seminole Seven has a fatal fear of water. Seminole Seven ran away the second Clarent turned blue and wet.
Let’s switch over to Mario, because Steve had nothing to do after he defeated the “ocelots”. Mario and the gang were in a land of blocks. “I’ve heard so much about this ‘land of blocks’... I’ve read about it in ‘Other Dimensions...”
“Good thing I just read that! It’s called...The Overworld.” Toad recited.
Mario was in shock. He was in the land this Ender Dragon was talking about. Now all he needed was to find Steve. Let’s switch to him.
Steve was wandering over to a different land. It wasn’t blocky or pixelated. All he knew was that there was a mustachioed man on the border, leading two little dudes with white afros with red spots. “Hey, do you know where I can find Steve?” the mustachioed man asked.
“I am Steve. I am looking for an Italian dude called Mario...hey, are you Mario?”
“Yes. Where did you hear about me?”
“An oracle told me that you would come and adventure with me after hearing a message from a rich dragon called Ender Dragon.”
“Rich?! DRAGON!?!?”
“Yes.”
The two then decided to sleep together, because it was getting late. This is the perfect time to move onto our third and fourth character.
Our next characters are Billybob and Joe. Billybob was working on his high-score in Pac-Man, and Joe was playing with his Erector Sets. Joe had figured out how to make a working cloning machine with it, and he wanted to test it. In less than a nanosecond, the house was overflown with copies of Billybob.
“JOE????” came a loud roar from all of the Billybobs (1,000 to be exact).
“Yowch! My ears!” cried Joe. He set the Clone-o-Matic to De-Cloner and aimed fire.
“BZZT!” came a noise from the machine. A flash of light came out of the Clone-o-Matic. All of the Billybobs seem to combine. Billybob was where he was in the first place, in front of the television screen, holding his little joystick.
“For some reason I seem split up.” Billybob muttered.
“That’s because WAAUUGGHH!!!!” Joe screamed.
A blur of thin orange crashed through the wall and grabbed Joe. “This will put your smarts for good use!” came a deep, raspy voice.
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Let’s move back to the video game gang.
Mario and Steve were moving along the overworld. Then they saw a bunch more Ender Pearls - and Fatality!
Steve reached down and grabbed Fatality. But he tripped over a tripwire. The grass was disguising some muscovite!
“Hey, is that muscovite?”
It was too late. Steve had stepped on it.
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!” Steve fell through the muscovite. He landed in...a STRONGHOLD!!!
“Hey, come down here! A portal! It says ‘Ender Dragon Lair’. I think Peach is here!” Mario said.
In the end, the location through the portal, a dragon was carrying two people: Princess Peach and Joe Jones.
“Let me DOWN! Do you want me to clone myself?” came a voice from the portal.
Another voice: “Mario will kill you!”
“That must have been Peach...” said Mario. Let’s move back to Billybob. He was in grief. Joe was gone. He had tried to explain the situation to the police, but they just laughed and threw Billybob in the loony bin.
Days later, a paper flew into the cell Billybob was in. It said:
William Robert Jones
Reason: Claiming that a giant dragon demolished his house and abducted his brother, Joseph Henry Jones
“We humans,” Billybob sighed, “never believe anything.”
Well, Steve believes anything...and he's going to fall for something.
Sour Skittlez had sent him a FaceTime call (which puts him in Steve’s contacts, which Steve wasn’t too happy about.) It was from Sour's evil lair.
"Hello, Steve Craft. I have come to tell you that if you give me that Ender Pearl, I'll trade it for three thousand diamond swords."
"Oh man, that is tempting. For absolutely!"
Then, a voice came from behind. It was Astro, a Minecraft user, and a good one, unlike Sour.
"Don't. What I recommend is you travel with me to the Nether, kill some Blazes, get Blaze Powder, and craft it with those Ender Pearls you got there. Sour, don't think I don't know your evil plan...to travel to the End and torture Peach and that other guy..."
"Joe." came yet another voice from behind. It was a tattered stick figure with an Indiana Jones-esque hat. "The name's Jones."
"Indiana Jones?"
"No, silly! Billybob."
Chapter Three
Surprisingly, someone had built a Nether portal in the stronghold. This made it convenient for Astro, Mario, Steve, and Billybob to find some Blaze Powder. Steve had brought his spare iron sword, Astro his special sword, Death, and some potions, and Billybob had brought a branding iron he found in his mother's "Closet that the Kids' Can't Go In". He also got a battering ram from the same place, and that's how he busted out of the loony bin.
Astro knew another minecraft player called Tangy. They also both originated from Scratch. Astro called Tangy on the phone, and Tangy brought his friends, nds7, WActer, laf510, and arocks36.
Astro made sure to give Tangy the coordinates, so he knew where the stronghold was. Immediately the gang came.
"Hey, D-Six, do you know how craft ender eyes?" ARocks asked.
Tangy, also known as d610, explained. "Sure. You need an ender pearl..."
"Knew it!" Steve interrupted.
"...and some Blaze powder."
"Woah. How do we get Blaze powder?" Steve asked.
"Kill Blazes."
“Okaaaay.”
Everybody went forward into the nether. They spawned in a nether fortress, the center spawner for blazes. A mob of blazes saw them, and floated into the air.
“Uh-oh,” said Steve.
"Don't worry, I got it," answered Astro.
"Me too," declared d610.
"And us!" yelled the rest of the group.
Astro jumped over a Blazed and sliced them up. d610 grabbed a Blazed head and strangled the Blaze to the death. Mario bounced on a bunch. And the rest waved their swords like mad.
"How many Blaze Powders do you guys have?" asked Billybob.
"6."
"4."
"7."
"39!!"
"Good. We should have enough to activate the End portal."
The gang left the Nether...but they weren't at the stronghold.